9 Promises Taken Before Choosing Software Field.

There are certain promises which you should take before choosing software feild.Yup you may think that's wierd but that completely true.Ok, here's the list.Have fun..!!

1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood

2) I love tension

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Types Of Women-Very Interesting, Have A Look !

There are different types of women in this world but what we will disuss are entirely different from those you have seen. Hav a look & enjoy.
 

TYPES OF WOMEN

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

Congratulations, Here s Your Hidden Part : RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

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5 Signs That Your Girlfriend Is Psycho !!!!

   It’s often difficult to gauge how crazy your girlfriend is, especially in the beginning of a relationship. The truth is, all chicks are nuts but here are five ways to know if she’s average crazy – or if you should sleep with one eye open and hide all the sharp objects in the house.

Here's the list of 5 signs that may help to indicate that your girlfriend is PSYCHO:-

5. She Has More Than 3 Cats.

Face it. You’re dating the crazy cat lady. You know why all crazy cat ladies wind up living alone by the end of their lives?

4. She Keeps Tabs on You.

If your girlfriend is too clingy and texts and calls you non-stop, stalks you on Facebook, and e-mails you creepy love messages, it’s time to move to Montana.

3. She Asks If You Will Ever Leave Her?

Any girl who does this before you’re married, or even after, is silently calculating the jail time she will have to do after running you down with a Jetta, if you leave her for someone else.

2. She is Way Too Jealous.

If she’s ready to throw down with any woman you talk to, even the girl behind the counter at Starbucks, start working on that restraining order now.

1. She Recites Bible Quotes.

If she quotes John 3:16 when you ask her about her day, prepare for a lifetime of watching Mel Gibson films, protesting outside of free clinics, and attending Sarah Palin fundraisers.

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Some unanswerable questions !!!!

* Why is it called building when it is already built?

* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

* Is it possible to be totally partial?

* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

* If all the world is a stage where is the audience sitting?

* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

* When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

* If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked,
musicians doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, dry cleaners
depressed?

* Why is it if someone tells y! ou there are 1 billion
stars in the universe, you will believe them but if
they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be
sure?

* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

* I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me
...they are ramming for their final exams.

* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

How boyz n gals withdraws from ATM !

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car
14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on.