Blocking websites have become very common in our surroundings, i.e. in our schools, colleges and offices. If I'm not mistaken, this "Blocking" really annoys us.Websites like facebook , twitter and other social networking sites are generally blocked.There are various tricks by which we can access these blocked websites.
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Showing posts with label Miscellaneous. Show all posts
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Latest Tattoos.....
The important things to remember:
* Vitamin E oil 24-hours a day for one week.
* No hot water on the tattoo for one week
* No sun on the tattoo for one week.
* No chlorinated pool or hot tub water for one week
* Please consult your own doctor & tattoo artist for more help.
* Please consult your own doctor & tattoo artist for more help.
Okhz here's the descriptions about types of TATTOOS :
1) Devil's Tattoos:
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Types Of Women-Very Interesting, Have A Look !
There are different types of women in this world but what we will
disuss are entirely different from those you have seen. Hav a look
& enjoy.
TYPES OF WOMEN
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
Congratulations, Here s Your Hidden Part : RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
Congratulations, Here s Your Hidden Part : RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Some Things That Happen In One Minute !!!!
Hay are you someone who likes reading curiosities, here are some interesting facts mention that happen in our world every minute.............
- 250 children are born. Of these, 113 will be poor and 15 will be born with a disability
- Nike wins $ 36,505
- Oprah Winfrey earns $ 523
- An average American earns $ 0,096
- An American IT studies earn on average $ 0.13
- An Indian IT studios earn on average $ 0,025
- The average person in the world earn $ 0,013
- The employee of a Nike factory in Vietnam wins $ 0.0014
- United States occur in 3 murders
- U.S. 2 cars stolen
- In the United States thrown away 54 tons of food
- It consumed 55,757 barrels of oil in the world
- Storms produce 360 beams
- The planet suffered 5 earthquakes
- 9 people are infected with AIDS
- 107 people die
- 18 people die of hunger
- there are 5 earthquakes......
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Prices Of Your Dream Cars !!!!
Hay every one must be fond of supervb cars.We really wanna know about them. Do you wanna know about your dream cars that will hit the indian roads(some already available)
1)BMW 760 LI
100 kms in 4.6 seconds Rs. 1 crore 29 lakhs*
2)Audi A7
100 kms in 7 seconds Available from 2011 in India
3)Range Rover
Rs. 1 crore 7 lakhs*
4)Audi Q7
Rs. 65 lakhs*
5)Volkswagen Phaeton
Rs. 75 lakhs*
6)Audi A6
37 lakhs*(2.7 litres TDI engine)
7) Jaguar XKR 5.8 V-8
Rs. 93 lakhs*
*Note:Price mentioned above may differ and it's Indian Currency(IC) !
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
How To Spot A Single Woman !!!!
She's full of eye contact
There's a difference between a single woman and a serial flirt (the serial flirt may have a boyfriend, but she teases every man that comes within range). Unless she's a chronic people-watcher, if her eye contact is darting all over the room as if looking for potential mates, you may be able to checkmate her.
Women who are already attached usually don't bother looking around the club (unless they're looking for someone they know in particular), as they go to bars with no intention of meeting men and don't need to check out the merchandise.
She's making eye contact with you and smiling
Eye contact is usually one of the first signs of interest, and if she's making intense eye contact with you from across the bar, then chances are she wants you to head on over and give her a try.
She's talking to every guy in the bar,discos....
If you see her talking to many guys from a distance, it may mean that she's open to conversation, therefore, it's your cue to go up to her and find out all about her ways.
She looks at other couples with sadness
If you're observing her from afar and you notice her looking at other couples, she could be longing for the days when she was once also attached. That's where you come in.
There's a difference between a single woman and a serial flirt (the serial flirt may have a boyfriend, but she teases every man that comes within range). Unless she's a chronic people-watcher, if her eye contact is darting all over the room as if looking for potential mates, you may be able to checkmate her.
Women who are already attached usually don't bother looking around the club (unless they're looking for someone they know in particular), as they go to bars with no intention of meeting men and don't need to check out the merchandise.
She's making eye contact with you and smiling
Eye contact is usually one of the first signs of interest, and if she's making intense eye contact with you from across the bar, then chances are she wants you to head on over and give her a try.
She's talking to every guy in the bar,discos....
If you see her talking to many guys from a distance, it may mean that she's open to conversation, therefore, it's your cue to go up to her and find out all about her ways.
She looks at other couples with sadness
If you're observing her from afar and you notice her looking at other couples, she could be longing for the days when she was once also attached. That's where you come in.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Friend vs Best Friend !!!!
Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.
Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on
Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home
Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz they can't remember it)
Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff
Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story
Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Just Lose Your Weight By Drinking Water !!!
Make A Successful Weight Loss Just By Drinking Water - Maybe The Easiest Weight Loss Method
Well, you may have heard it before - you can lose weight just by drinking pure plain water. Do you think it is like that? Yes, it is, you can lose weight just by drinking water. I will explain why it is so.
There are studies that show that just by drinking water your metabolism will increase with up to 30 percentages. That is quite impressive, isn't it? To make your weight loss possible you need to drink eight glasses of water every day, and if you have lots of overweight you need to drink a few glasses more. If you live in a warm climate or if you exercise very intensive you need to drink more than the eight glasses. You maybe think that eight glasses is much water to drink, but you shouldn't drink it at the same time; instead you need to spread it out throughout the day.
Drinking water is not only great for your weight loss. Just by drinking lots of water you will look better because and your skin will become more glowing. Your muscles will work more effective when you exercise which will lead to a better shaped body.
A few tips about how you should act when you decide to lose weight just by drinking water:
Start every morning with a glass of water.
Drink a glass of water before every meal.
Drink lukewarm water, it may be easier to drink lots of water when it isn't cold.
Add a slice of lemon if you don't like the taste of the water.
Avoid drinking just before you go to bed.
Drinking water is a cheap and very effective way to lose weight, but often you need to add some diet and exercise to make your weight loss effective.
Well, you may have heard it before - you can lose weight just by drinking pure plain water. Do you think it is like that? Yes, it is, you can lose weight just by drinking water. I will explain why it is so.
There are studies that show that just by drinking water your metabolism will increase with up to 30 percentages. That is quite impressive, isn't it? To make your weight loss possible you need to drink eight glasses of water every day, and if you have lots of overweight you need to drink a few glasses more. If you live in a warm climate or if you exercise very intensive you need to drink more than the eight glasses. You maybe think that eight glasses is much water to drink, but you shouldn't drink it at the same time; instead you need to spread it out throughout the day.
Drinking water is not only great for your weight loss. Just by drinking lots of water you will look better because and your skin will become more glowing. Your muscles will work more effective when you exercise which will lead to a better shaped body.
A few tips about how you should act when you decide to lose weight just by drinking water:
Start every morning with a glass of water.
Drink a glass of water before every meal.
Drink lukewarm water, it may be easier to drink lots of water when it isn't cold.
Add a slice of lemon if you don't like the taste of the water.
Avoid drinking just before you go to bed.
Drinking water is a cheap and very effective way to lose weight, but often you need to add some diet and exercise to make your weight loss effective.
What Is Life ??
Life is a challenge Meet it
Life is a gift Accept it
Life is an adventure Dare it
Life is a sorrow Face it
Life is a duty Perform it
Life is a mystery Unfold it
Life is a game Play it
Life is a song Sing it
Life is an opportunity Take i
Life is a journey Complete it
Life is a promise Fulfill it
Life is a love Love it
Life is a beauty Praise it
Life is a spirit Realize it
Life is a struggle Fight it
Life is a puzzle Solve it
Life is a goal Achieve it
How To Drink More Water Daily..
Water is the most needed chemical compound of our body. Without the
daily necessary amount of water our body functions would be forced to
shut down. The human body is anywhere from 55% to 78% water depending
on body size. To function properly, the body requires between one and
seven liters of water per day to avoid dehydration; the precise amount
depends on the level of activity, temperature, humidity, and other
factors. Most of this is ingested through foods or beverages other than
drinking straight
water. It is not clear how much water intake is needed by healthy
people, though most advocates agree that 6–7 glasses of water
(approximately 2 litres) daily is the minimum to maintain proper
hydration. Medical literature favors a lower consumption, typically 1
liter of water for an average male, excluding extra requirements due to
fluid loss from exercise or warm weather. For those who have healthy
kidneys, it is rather difficult to drink
too much water, but (especially in warm humid weather and while
exercising) it is dangerous to drink too little. People can drink far
more water than necessary while exercising, however, putting them at
risk of water intoxication (hyperhydration), which can be fatal. The
"fact" that a person
should consume eight glasses of water per day cannot be traced back to
a scientific source. There are other myths such as the effect of water
on weight loss and constipation that have been dispelled.
Determine how much water you need. You've probably heard the "8 by 8" rule - drink eight 8-ounce glasses of water per day (2 quarts, 1.8 liters) - but the amount of water a person needs varies depending on his or her weight and activity level. Another way to determine your specific recommended water intake is to divide your weight (in pounds) by two. The resulting number is the number of ounces of water you need each day. For example, if you weigh 150 lbs., strive to drink 75 ounces of water daily. For those who use the Metric system, divide your weight (in kilograms) by 30 (ex. somebody weighing 70 kg is going to need 2.3 liters per day). Keep in mind that these recommended intake numbers are controversial and some experts believe they are a gross exaggeration. See "warnings" below for more information.
Signs of Dehydration. You lose water through urination, respiration, and by sweating. If you are very active, you lose more water than if you are sedentary. Diuretics such as caffeine pills and alcohol result in the need to drink more water because they trick your body into thinking you have more water than we need. Symptoms of mild dehydration include chronic pains in joints and muscles,lower back pain, headaches and constipation. A strong odor to your urine, along with a yellow or amber color indicates that you may not be getting enough water. Note that riboflavin, a B Vitamin, will make your urine bright yellow. Thirst is an obvious sign of dehydration and in fact, you need water long before you feel thirsty.
Dangers of Too Much Water. Don't start drinking an extra gallon of water a day - that can kill you, especially if you are fasting or eating very little. Water taken in must be in balance with body salt - electrolytes. The body needs to maintain salt balance or risk hyponatremia with heart attack and even death. Drinking too much water dilutes the salt in your blood and tissues - and can kill you. Healthy athletes have died from drinking too much plain water and not replacing salt. Dieters should not plunge into drinking gallons of water a day in hopes of burning a few more calories. Drink an extra few glasses, yes. But a gallon is too much
Determine how much water you need. You've probably heard the "8 by 8" rule - drink eight 8-ounce glasses of water per day (2 quarts, 1.8 liters) - but the amount of water a person needs varies depending on his or her weight and activity level. Another way to determine your specific recommended water intake is to divide your weight (in pounds) by two. The resulting number is the number of ounces of water you need each day. For example, if you weigh 150 lbs., strive to drink 75 ounces of water daily. For those who use the Metric system, divide your weight (in kilograms) by 30 (ex. somebody weighing 70 kg is going to need 2.3 liters per day). Keep in mind that these recommended intake numbers are controversial and some experts believe they are a gross exaggeration. See "warnings" below for more information.
Signs of Dehydration. You lose water through urination, respiration, and by sweating. If you are very active, you lose more water than if you are sedentary. Diuretics such as caffeine pills and alcohol result in the need to drink more water because they trick your body into thinking you have more water than we need. Symptoms of mild dehydration include chronic pains in joints and muscles,lower back pain, headaches and constipation. A strong odor to your urine, along with a yellow or amber color indicates that you may not be getting enough water. Note that riboflavin, a B Vitamin, will make your urine bright yellow. Thirst is an obvious sign of dehydration and in fact, you need water long before you feel thirsty.
Dangers of Too Much Water. Don't start drinking an extra gallon of water a day - that can kill you, especially if you are fasting or eating very little. Water taken in must be in balance with body salt - electrolytes. The body needs to maintain salt balance or risk hyponatremia with heart attack and even death. Drinking too much water dilutes the salt in your blood and tissues - and can kill you. Healthy athletes have died from drinking too much plain water and not replacing salt. Dieters should not plunge into drinking gallons of water a day in hopes of burning a few more calories. Drink an extra few glasses, yes. But a gallon is too much
Friday, November 6, 2009
10 Awesome Hybid Animals !!!!
Zebroid = Zebra + Equine
Liger = Lion + Tiger
Beefalo = Buffalo + Cow
Cama = Camel + Llama
Leopon = Leopard + Lion
Toast of Botswana = Sheep + Goat
Blood parrot = Midas Cichild + Red Devil fish
Hybrid Pheasant = Golden + Amherst Pheasant
Grizzly Polar = Polar Bear + Brown Bear
Savannah = Serval + Domestic Cat
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Some Most Wrong Belief About Acne(Pimples)
If you are suffering from acne then probably the common things you have
heard from every one are some acne removal tips which are nothing but
acne myths. These are some misconceptions which we thought were right.
Have a look to see which acne myth you actually believed in ?
#1: Acne only affects Appearance
Acne can
also cause deep psychological distress. Severe acne can lead to low
self-image and feeling depressed. There is a strong link between severe
acne and social withdrawal.
#2: Acne is caused by Poor Hygiene
While
skin infections are associated with acne, lack of cleanliness is not
the reason for acne outbreaks. The combination of oil and dead cells
which produce acne is located beneath the skin’s surface where it is
impossible to clean it away. Gentle cleansing with soap and water once
or twice daily will keep your skin as healthy as possible. Scrubbing
too hard may worsen acne.
#3: Acne is caused by Specific Foods
Chocolate
has long had a reputation as a pimple producer. Studies have shown no
scientific evidence that this is true. The same holds true for potato
chips and sugar. There are some foods that do seem to aggravate (not
cause) the condition: milk and foods high in iodine, such as seafood.
#4: The more Acne Medicine the better
Some
people believe that if their acne gets worse they should just use more
medicine. That’s a bad idea because medicines can be dangerous when
taken in large quantities. Excess use of acne ointments may just
irritate the skin further.
#5: Makeup causes Acne
Some makeup products
can clog the pores, which is bad for the health of your skin. Cosmetics
that are labeled “noncomedogenic” or “nonacnegenic” are safe to use.
Some brands are made with ingredients that actually treat acne.
#6: Acne is only a Teenage Condition
While
most teens have acne, so do many adults. Acne generally clears up by
the early 20s. But some people experience acne for the first time as
late as their 40s. And for the most unfortunate of all, some people
endure acne flare-ups their entire lives.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Top 10 Highest Paid Footballers in World
Have you ever wondered who the highest paid football players in the world are?
Here's the list:
Number 10: John Terry [Chelsea] [England]
He is expected to net a cool 11 Million Euros throughout 2009
Number 9: Frank Lampard [Chelsea] [England]
2009 should yield 13 Million Euros for Frank.
Number 8: Wayne Rooney [Manchester United] [England]
Wayne can look forward to earning 13 Million Euros throughout 2009
Number 7: Zlatan Ibrahimovic [Barcelona] [Sweden]
Ibrahimovic will collect a cool 14 Million Euros for 2009.
Number 6: Kaka [Real Madrid] [Brazil]
Kaka's 2009 earnings are expected to be 15 Million Euros.
Number 5: Thierry Henry [Barcelona] [France]
Henry is no doubt looking forward to his 17 Million Euro payday for 2009!
Number 4: Cristiano Ronaldo [Real Madrid] [Portugal]
Ronaldo can expect 18 Million Euros in 2009.
Number 3: Ronaldinho [AC Milan] [Brazil]
2009 should make Ronadinho 19 Million Euros richer!
Number 2: Lionel Messi [Barcelona] [Aregentina]
Messi can look forwarded to 2009 bringing in 28 Million Euros!
Number 1: David Beckham [AC Milan] [England]
Earning 32 Million Euros for 2009 helps him to list the chart!
Monday, October 19, 2009
Top 10 sexiest Tennis Players !!!!!
Tennis,
what can I say apart from a very interesting sport where you can see a
lot of sexy women players. I have no idea what deuce or a tie-breaker
is(just kidding.....), but I still would watch a match when even one of the following Top
10 sexiest women Tennis Players plays. All of them are sexy, smart and
good in what they do – tennis!
You don’t necessarily have to agree with me on this list, but
if I missed out any other sexy women tennis players, you let me know
OK.
Comments are always welcome !!!!!
1. Martina Hingis
2. Daniela Hantuchová
3. Maria Sharapova
4. Elena Dementieva
5. Maria Kirilenko
6. Anastasia Myskina
7. Nicole Vaidisova
8. Sania Mirza
9. Tatiana Golovin
10. Ana Ivanović
Friday, October 16, 2009
Happy Diwali !!!!
LIVE LIKE A CANDLE, WHICH BURNS ITSELF BUT GIVES LIGHT 2 OTHERS.
- BE NICE TO OTHERS IN THE SAME WAY, AS YOU WANT OTHERS TO BE NICE WITH YOU.
- WHEN U TRUELY CARE FOR SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOOK FOR FAULTS, YOU DON'T LOOK FOR ANSWERS, YOU DON'T LOOK FOR MISTAKES, INSTEAD YOU FIGHT THE MISTAKES, YOU ACCEPT THE FAULTS, AND YOU OVERLOOK THE EXCUSES.
HAPPY DIWALI....!!!!!
Friday, September 18, 2009
Women can keep secrets only for 47 hours!
Most women cannot keep a secret for more than 47 hours, a new survey has revealed. In the survey involving 3,000 women aged 18 to 65, four in 10 respondents admitted that they cannot keep a secret, no matter how personal or embarrassing.
While 83 per cent of women believe they are “completely trustworthy” and three in four claim they would never betray a confidence, it is unlikely they keep their lips sealed. And their likely confidante is their husband, boyfriend, mother or best friend.
“It’s official – women can’t keep secrets,” the Daily Express quoted Michael Cox, UK director of Wines of Chile, which commissioned the research, as saying. “What we didn’t bank on was how quickly these are passed on. Every Brit who has confided in a friend should be worried,” he added.
Women hear at least three nuggets of gossip a week – about sex, affairs, or how much so-and-so really spent on that handbag.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
5 Toughest Question That Women Ask !
There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.
The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance what so ever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2 - "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:
a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?
3 - "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:
a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:
a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
The very intersting 5th......
5 - "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:
"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of course not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
love,lust n marriage !!!!!
Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room
Love- When intercourse is called making love
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania
Love- When you argue over how many kids to have
Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids
Love- When you share everything you own
Lust- When you steal everything they own
Marriage- When the bank owns everything
Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax
Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them
Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio
Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought
Love- When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust- When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage- When you’re only interested in your golf score
Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement
Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and vaseline
Marriage- You only leave the house when you’re allowed
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room
Love- When intercourse is called making love
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania
Love- When you argue over how many kids to have
Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids
Love- When you share everything you own
Lust- When you steal everything they own
Marriage- When the bank owns everything
Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax
Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them
Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio
Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought
Love- When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust- When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage- When you’re only interested in your golf score
Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement
Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and vaseline
Marriage- You only leave the house when you’re allowed
womens !!!!!!!!
Q.Why are women similar to a tropical hurricane ?
A.When they arrive they're wet and warm, when they leave they take your house and car.
Q.How many Women does it take to change a light bulb?
A.None, they just sit there and bitch about it!
Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. If we don’t get some support around here, people are going to think, we are nuts!
What are the three good things about being women?
1. You can bleed without cutting yourself
2. You can bury a bone without digging a hole
3. You can make a guy cum without calling him
Q: Why do women talk more than men?
A: They have two sets of lips.
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
STRESS is when wife is pregnant.
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant.
PANIC is when both are pregnant.
Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!
Lisa is going on a long ocean trip. She goes to the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a three-month supply of birth control pills and 100 seasick pills.
The baffled pharmacist looks at her and says; “Lady, if it makes you so sick, why do it at all?
Q: How are rocks and women alike?
A: If they're flat you skim them.
The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “You know, you are a lousy lover!” The husband replies, “How would you know after only thirty seconds?
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it!
A woman can have the body of a 21 year old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.I've still got it but nobody wants to see it.
The good news is that even as we get older guys still look at our boobs.The bad news is they have to kneel first.
Don't let aging get you down, it’s too hard to get back up.
Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.
Q. What is the difference between men and women?
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Mutation of deadly virus “I love you”
1. “I like you”.
2. “I like you, but let’s be friends”.
3. “I just wanted to hook up for a night”.
4. “I was drunk, I don’t remember anything”.
5. “Stop calling me, Idiot”.
6. “Fuck Off!!!”
A.When they arrive they're wet and warm, when they leave they take your house and car.
Q.How many Women does it take to change a light bulb?
A.None, they just sit there and bitch about it!
Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. If we don’t get some support around here, people are going to think, we are nuts!
What are the three good things about being women?
1. You can bleed without cutting yourself
2. You can bury a bone without digging a hole
3. You can make a guy cum without calling him
Q: Why do women talk more than men?
A: They have two sets of lips.
What's the difference between stress, tension & panic?
STRESS is when wife is pregnant.
TENSION is when girlfriend is pregnant.
PANIC is when both are pregnant.
Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken and the rest are disabled!
Lisa is going on a long ocean trip. She goes to the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for a three-month supply of birth control pills and 100 seasick pills.
The baffled pharmacist looks at her and says; “Lady, if it makes you so sick, why do it at all?
Q: How are rocks and women alike?
A: If they're flat you skim them.
The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “You know, you are a lousy lover!” The husband replies, “How would you know after only thirty seconds?
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
A. When he owns it!
A woman can have the body of a 21 year old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.I've still got it but nobody wants to see it.
The good news is that even as we get older guys still look at our boobs.The bad news is they have to kneel first.
Don't let aging get you down, it’s too hard to get back up.
Remember you don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.
Q. What is the difference between men and women?
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Mutation of deadly virus “I love you”
1. “I like you”.
2. “I like you, but let’s be friends”.
3. “I just wanted to hook up for a night”.
4. “I was drunk, I don’t remember anything”.
5. “Stop calling me, Idiot”.
6. “Fuck Off!!!”
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